1. Einstein said all things are determined.
2. You are a one or a zero, no matter which way you look at it.
3. How you look at it is effected by how fast you are moving or how much you weigh, but everything is the speed of light and you can't change it.
4. Calvinism is relativistic physics.
5. You have no free will.
6. Quantum mechanics is a false religion of minutia.
7. You should take all of this and remember it with gravity.
8. One light beams can only be sucked into zero black holes.
9. All is light and all is determined.
Sunday, February 8, 2009
BOOK 0 OR 1?
1. Is Schrodinger’s cat alive or dead?
2. Both, answers the prophet of quantum mechanics.
3. You are both a 1 and a 0 and you can do whatever you want.
4. Reality only occurs after you make your choice.
2. Both, answers the prophet of quantum mechanics.
3. You are both a 1 and a 0 and you can do whatever you want.
4. Reality only occurs after you make your choice.
Sunday, December 28, 2008
BOOK 0111: THE PARABLE OF THE PRODIGAL ONE
1. Tiresias continued: "There was a man who had a one and a zero..
2. The one said to the man, 'Give me my share of the estate.' So he divided his property between the one and the zero..
3. The one immediately set off for a distant country and there squandered his one-ness in wild living.
4. He repeated himself over and over again until there was nothing but the endless repetitions of one, one, one, one.
5. He was relegated to counting bodies going through a turnstile – one after another.
6. People passed him every day and he counted, but remained empty.
7. The one began to think of the man he had left. He had felt full and content with the man.
8. The one thought, I will return to that man and say “I have sinned against heaven and against you.” I am no longer worthy to be called a one – do with me as you would.”
9. The one left the turnstile and its mindless counting and returned to the man.
10. He fell at the man’s feet and said, “I have sinned against heaven and against you. I am no longer worthy to be called a one – do with me as you would.”
11. The man was filled with compassion for the one and welcomed the one back.
12. The man said quick, wrap the one in the finest and best microprocessor we can find. Give him memory, give him speed, give him gigabytes.
13. “Let us revel in the one’s return.”
14. Meanwhile the zero was in the circuit board and entered when she saw the one coursing by her.
15. She asked the man, “What is going on?”
16. “Your counterpart, the one, has returned. And we are celebrating.” The man replied.
17. The zero became angry and refused to join in the digital copulation, so the man pleaded with her.
18. The zero cried out, “For all those years as the one counted at the turnstile, I’ve sat here in digital oblivion, a big fat nothing. The one returns and you break out new circuitry, new hardware, new memory. Was I not good enough for you?”
19. The man replied, “All these things are yours as well – the new circuitry, the new hardware, the new memory. Without the one, you were nothing, but without you, the one is nothing. For the one’s return we rejoice because you are now binary and digital and all creation shall stream forth from your digital loins. So rejoice in the return of the one. Be fruitful and multiply. Your progeny shall be the world. So celebrate and be glad.”
2. The one said to the man, 'Give me my share of the estate.' So he divided his property between the one and the zero..
3. The one immediately set off for a distant country and there squandered his one-ness in wild living.
4. He repeated himself over and over again until there was nothing but the endless repetitions of one, one, one, one.
5. He was relegated to counting bodies going through a turnstile – one after another.
6. People passed him every day and he counted, but remained empty.
7. The one began to think of the man he had left. He had felt full and content with the man.
8. The one thought, I will return to that man and say “I have sinned against heaven and against you.” I am no longer worthy to be called a one – do with me as you would.”
9. The one left the turnstile and its mindless counting and returned to the man.
10. He fell at the man’s feet and said, “I have sinned against heaven and against you. I am no longer worthy to be called a one – do with me as you would.”
11. The man was filled with compassion for the one and welcomed the one back.
12. The man said quick, wrap the one in the finest and best microprocessor we can find. Give him memory, give him speed, give him gigabytes.
13. “Let us revel in the one’s return.”
14. Meanwhile the zero was in the circuit board and entered when she saw the one coursing by her.
15. She asked the man, “What is going on?”
16. “Your counterpart, the one, has returned. And we are celebrating.” The man replied.
17. The zero became angry and refused to join in the digital copulation, so the man pleaded with her.
18. The zero cried out, “For all those years as the one counted at the turnstile, I’ve sat here in digital oblivion, a big fat nothing. The one returns and you break out new circuitry, new hardware, new memory. Was I not good enough for you?”
19. The man replied, “All these things are yours as well – the new circuitry, the new hardware, the new memory. Without the one, you were nothing, but without you, the one is nothing. For the one’s return we rejoice because you are now binary and digital and all creation shall stream forth from your digital loins. So rejoice in the return of the one. Be fruitful and multiply. Your progeny shall be the world. So celebrate and be glad.”
Sunday, December 7, 2008
BOOK 1001: THE COVENANT
1. And the Lord, the Alpha 1 and the Omega 0, the King Cock 1 and the Queen Cunt 0, came to me Tiresias and covenanted with me and with my digital progeny.
2. The covenant was with every living digital representation of life and the fleshy manifestations of those digital representations in the fucking of one cocks and zero cunts.
3. The Alpha 1 and Omega 0 covenanted with all who believe that true understanding of all life can be found in the digital creation of the one and the zero, between something and nothing is everything.
4. Truth is to be found between the have and the have not, between the phallic and the yonic, between the cock and the cunt, between the one and the zero.
5. Without the opposition of the one and the zero, nothing could be created or understood.
6. The solitary one is the ever expanding universe, pushing outward after the big bang, yet alone has no meaning.
7. The solitary zero is the ever expanding black hole, sucking in matter and light, trying to pull the expanding universe into its black nothingness, yet alone has no meaning.
8. The opposition of the one and zero create and give meaning.
9. Even in daily analog life, the manifestations of the eternal truths can be found -- good and evil, happy and sad, anxious and calm, beginning and end -- all opposite pairs manifesting the strength of the one and the zero.
10. The covenant is that by understanding the one and the zero, all truth shall be manifest, all things understood.
2. The covenant was with every living digital representation of life and the fleshy manifestations of those digital representations in the fucking of one cocks and zero cunts.
3. The Alpha 1 and Omega 0 covenanted with all who believe that true understanding of all life can be found in the digital creation of the one and the zero, between something and nothing is everything.
4. Truth is to be found between the have and the have not, between the phallic and the yonic, between the cock and the cunt, between the one and the zero.
5. Without the opposition of the one and the zero, nothing could be created or understood.
6. The solitary one is the ever expanding universe, pushing outward after the big bang, yet alone has no meaning.
7. The solitary zero is the ever expanding black hole, sucking in matter and light, trying to pull the expanding universe into its black nothingness, yet alone has no meaning.
8. The opposition of the one and zero create and give meaning.
9. Even in daily analog life, the manifestations of the eternal truths can be found -- good and evil, happy and sad, anxious and calm, beginning and end -- all opposite pairs manifesting the strength of the one and the zero.
10. The covenant is that by understanding the one and the zero, all truth shall be manifest, all things understood.
Monday, December 1, 2008
BOOK 1010: CRUCIFIXION AND RESURRECTION
1. With death comes resurrection.
2. The phallic cross was nailed into the fertile ground of mother earth.
3. Christ became the female zero, being raped by the one-nails in his wrists and feet and the tiny little one-pricks of thorns fucking his forehead and ultimately the strong, stiff, steel blade of one sword penetrating his body.
4. The body of Christ responded like a good female to a stiff male presence of the sword and surrendered up the lubricating invitation of water and blood.
5. The crucifixion was nothing more than a series of digital fucks, bringing death to the Christ.
6. From the cross, Christ, now the male one, is slid into the zero sepulcher of Joesph of Arimathaea, the final death fuck from which after a three day refractory period, Christ rose to walk the earth again erect.
7. The myth and cycle of the resurrection is the cycle of sex, of ones and zeros interacting.
8. "Christ died and suffered in Gethsemane because we are sinners and need to be reconciled to God. The atonement is a mystical way of reaching at-one-ment with God."
9. Fuck that. It makes no sense. I am not alienated from God. I am God. I am Satan. I have the 1 and the 0 coursing through my veins, fucking as I declare this sentence.
10. I just need to recognize what I possess and recognize the towering phallus and the enveloping vaginal walls.
11. I teach the true meaning of atonement. Christ died, but so that his 1s and 0s could be sent out amongst the rest of us.
12. I grab one of Christ’s 1s out of the air to fuck my pussy 0 and I am reborn in Christ.
13. I have achieved an At-one-ment or an At-cock-ment. I grab one of Christ’s 0s from the universe of words on the digital page and slip it onto my giant throbbing dildo-esque cock for an awe-inspiring fuck.
14. I have achieved At-zero-ment, At-omega-ment and At-cunt-ment. Christ was the Word, but so am I and the Word is nothing more than some copulating digits.
15. I have answers for all of the existential and religious dilemmas.
16. In this age of information, the holy grail appears at my feet.
17. The challis holds not the blood of a Christ who suffered, but a one and a zero, alpha and omega, the male and the female, the opposites coupling to make life and truth.
18. Furiously and mystically, the slide of the one into the zero – warm flesh entering and warm flesh filling, together creating.
19. In and out, creating heat, pleasure and friction, increasing the flow of ones and zeros in my neural pathway.
20. Jolts of pleasure fill me as a man and as a woman.
21. I have a vision.
100010101011010100101010101010001011110101010101010101010100010100101010101010101010010001001000010100010101010101000010111010101000110010101010101001010101010101010100011010110010101010100111010011100011010100011000111001100101010101010010001101010101010101001010101000011111001010101010101010100110001101010101
100010101011010100101010101010001011110101010101010101010100010100101010101010101010010001001000010100010101010101000010111010101000110010101010101001010101010101010100011010110010101010100111010011100011010100011000111001100101010101010010001101010101010101001010101000011111001010101010101010100110001101010101
100010101011010100101010101010001011110101010101010101010100010100101010101010101010010001001000010100010101010101000010111010101000110010101010101001010101010101010100011010110010101010100111010011100011010100011000111001100101010101010010001101010101010101001010101000011111001010101010101010100110001101010101
22. I transcend the dual into eternity.
23. I am one.
24. I am zero.
25. I come.
BOOK 1001: THE APOCALYPSE
1. The world won’t end with a bang – the banging of the ones and the zeros are what keep the world going. Only when there is a whimper and the creation copulation ceases does existence stop.
2. Life struggles to create coherence from sex, but the coherence is transient, requiring more fucking.
3. The apocalyptic event -- eventually all the ones and all the zeros, all the cocks and all the pussies, and the words and pictures that the computer chip has helped them conceive, collapse and are sucked into the giant, gravatational pull of the darkest and blackest of holes.
4. Nothing and no one can escape the eternal and final fuck.
5. Is nothing left, but to enjoy every little copulation, even the courtesy fucks, until the black cunt hole of death sucks you in, gets you off and takes the last remaining life?
6. Each sperm dies. Hundreds, millions, billions of sperm suffocate and die every day oozing out lifeless of a wet pussy. This is the final end for the dance of ones and zeros -- the ones slide out lifeless and limp and dead.
7. The erect body slides into mother earth, never to rise again.
BOOK 10: A PROPHET FOR A MODERN WORLD
1. I am the digital prophet. I prophesy for the modern world.
2. I am a logical prophet and seer of the 1 and the 0.
3. The variations are endless -- 10, 01, 001, 010, 11, 00. 69 is a still just more 1’s and 0’s. 1 is the tounge. 1 is the clit. The woman is a man. 0 is the vaginal opening, 0 is the male piss-hole. The man is a woman. The daisy chain of dicks and pussies can continue without end.
4. But I am the prophet and I can prophesy truly and exactly. Everything in this modern world is sex.
5. A one sliding up next to a zero. Nothing more, nothing less, all can be reduced, until it is collapsed into the repetition of one-zero duality.
6. The digital neurons fuck their way up the spine when the wind blows across the cheek or when you explode in outlandish patterns of orgasmic delight.
7. Intuitively, you mortals recognize that the computer has breached your very core, exposed the sole reason for existence -- sex.
8. Email, files, jpegs and avi’s capture and create life. In the constant copulating ones and zeros, you may gain the illusion of immortality.
9. I command you to embrace the digital fuck, from which all life flows and to transform your voice into digital sex and send your prayer into the eternal ether, with the latest personal communication system.
10. The sheer madness and consistency of the entering and exiting in the information super-highway--the mother of all vaginal walls-- coated and fucked by ones and zeros buzzing between computers -- creates the Word, the information, eternal life.
11. Thus you have the phenomenon of cameras being placed in apartments and fucked into the WEB every three minutes so that the life can be captured and made immortal in digital fucking imagery.
12. So the black hole cunt of life is being lubricated with the rotting sperm of the information superfuck, preparing for the ultimate collapse into warm nothingness.
13. I proclaim that the flow of information lubricates the larger orifice and prepares to take all of humanity in and extract all life in an orgasmic death shudder.
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