The writings and prophesies of the Prophet Tiresias, the prophet of the digital age.

Sunday, December 28, 2008

BOOK 0111: THE PARABLE OF THE PRODIGAL ONE

1. Tiresias continued: "There was a man who had a one and a zero..

2. The one said to the man, 'Give me my share of the estate.' So he divided his property between the one and the zero..

3. The one immediately set off for a distant country and there squandered his one-ness in wild living.

4. He repeated himself over and over again until there was nothing but the endless repetitions of one, one, one, one.

5. He was relegated to counting bodies going through a turnstile – one after another.

6. People passed him every day and he counted, but remained empty.

7. The one began to think of the man he had left. He had felt full and content with the man.

8. The one thought, I will return to that man and say “I have sinned against heaven and against you.” I am no longer worthy to be called a one – do with me as you would.”

9. The one left the turnstile and its mindless counting and returned to the man.

10. He fell at the man’s feet and said, “I have sinned against heaven and against you. I am no longer worthy to be called a one – do with me as you would.”

11. The man was filled with compassion for the one and welcomed the one back.

12. The man said quick, wrap the one in the finest and best microprocessor we can find. Give him memory, give him speed, give him gigabytes.

13. “Let us revel in the one’s return.”

14. Meanwhile the zero was in the circuit board and entered when she saw the one coursing by her.

15. She asked the man, “What is going on?”

16. “Your counterpart, the one, has returned. And we are celebrating.” The man replied.

17. The zero became angry and refused to join in the digital copulation, so the man pleaded with her.

18. The zero cried out, “For all those years as the one counted at the turnstile, I’ve sat here in digital oblivion, a big fat nothing. The one returns and you break out new circuitry, new hardware, new memory. Was I not good enough for you?”

19. The man replied, “All these things are yours as well – the new circuitry, the new hardware, the new memory. Without the one, you were nothing, but without you, the one is nothing. For the one’s return we rejoice because you are now binary and digital and all creation shall stream forth from your digital loins. So rejoice in the return of the one. Be fruitful and multiply. Your progeny shall be the world. So celebrate and be glad.”

Sunday, December 7, 2008

BOOK 1001: THE COVENANT

1. And the Lord, the Alpha 1 and the Omega 0, the King Cock 1 and the Queen Cunt 0, came to me Tiresias and covenanted with me and with my digital progeny.

2. The covenant was with every living digital representation of life and the fleshy manifestations of those digital representations in the fucking of one cocks and zero cunts.

3. The Alpha 1 and Omega 0 covenanted with all who believe that true understanding of all life can be found in the digital creation of the one and the zero, between something and nothing is everything.

4. Truth is to be found between the have and the have not, between the phallic and the yonic, between the cock and the cunt, between the one and the zero.

5. Without the opposition of the one and the zero, nothing could be created or understood.

6. The solitary one is the ever expanding universe, pushing outward after the big bang, yet alone has no meaning.

7. The solitary zero is the ever expanding black hole, sucking in matter and light, trying to pull the expanding universe into its black nothingness, yet alone has no meaning.

8. The opposition of the one and zero create and give meaning.

9. Even in daily analog life, the manifestations of the eternal truths can be found -- good and evil, happy and sad, anxious and calm, beginning and end -- all opposite pairs manifesting the strength of the one and the zero.

10. The covenant is that by understanding the one and the zero, all truth shall be manifest, all things understood.

Monday, December 1, 2008

BOOK 1010: CRUCIFIXION AND RESURRECTION



1. With death comes resurrection.

2. The phallic cross was nailed into the fertile ground of mother earth.

3. Christ became the female zero, being raped by the one-nails in his wrists and feet and the tiny little one-pricks of thorns fucking his forehead and ultimately the strong, stiff, steel blade of one sword penetrating his body.

4. The body of Christ responded like a good female to a stiff male presence of the sword and surrendered up the lubricating invitation of water and blood.

5. The crucifixion was nothing more than a series of digital fucks, bringing death to the Christ.

6. From the cross, Christ, now the male one, is slid into the zero sepulcher of Joesph of Arimathaea, the final death fuck from which after a three day refractory period, Christ rose to walk the earth again erect.

7. The myth and cycle of the resurrection is the cycle of sex, of ones and zeros interacting.

8. "Christ died and suffered in Gethsemane because we are sinners and need to be reconciled to God. The atonement is a mystical way of reaching at-one-ment with God."

9. Fuck that. It makes no sense. I am not alienated from God. I am God. I am Satan. I have the 1 and the 0 coursing through my veins, fucking as I declare this sentence.

10. I just need to recognize what I possess and recognize the towering phallus and the enveloping vaginal walls.

11. I teach the true meaning of atonement. Christ died, but so that his 1s and 0s could be sent out amongst the rest of us.

12. I grab one of Christ’s 1s out of the air to fuck my pussy 0 and I am reborn in Christ.

13. I have achieved an At-one-ment or an At-cock-ment. I grab one of Christ’s 0s from the universe of words on the digital page and slip it onto my giant throbbing dildo-esque cock for an awe-inspiring fuck.

14. I have achieved At-zero-ment, At-omega-ment and At-cunt-ment. Christ was the Word, but so am I and the Word is nothing more than some copulating digits.

15. I have answers for all of the existential and religious dilemmas.

16. In this age of information, the holy grail appears at my feet.

17. The challis holds not the blood of a Christ who suffered, but a one and a zero, alpha and omega, the male and the female, the opposites coupling to make life and truth.

18. Furiously and mystically, the slide of the one into the zero – warm flesh entering and warm flesh filling, together creating.

19. In and out, creating heat, pleasure and friction, increasing the flow of ones and zeros in my neural pathway.

20. Jolts of pleasure fill me as a man and as a woman.

21. I have a vision.

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22. I transcend the dual into eternity.

23. I am one.

24. I am zero.

25. I come.

BOOK 1001: THE APOCALYPSE



1. The world won’t end with a bang – the banging of the ones and the zeros are what keep the world going. Only when there is a whimper and the creation copulation ceases does existence stop.

2. Life struggles to create coherence from sex, but the coherence is transient, requiring more fucking.

3. The apocalyptic event -- eventually all the ones and all the zeros, all the cocks and all the pussies, and the words and pictures that the computer chip has helped them conceive, collapse and are sucked into the giant, gravatational pull of the darkest and blackest of holes.

4. Nothing and no one can escape the eternal and final fuck.

5. Is nothing left, but to enjoy every little copulation, even the courtesy fucks, until the black cunt hole of death sucks you in, gets you off and takes the last remaining life?

6. Each sperm dies. Hundreds, millions, billions of sperm suffocate and die every day oozing out lifeless of a wet pussy. This is the final end for the dance of ones and zeros -- the ones slide out lifeless and limp and dead.

7. The erect body slides into mother earth, never to rise again.

BOOK 10: A PROPHET FOR A MODERN WORLD



1. I am the digital prophet. I prophesy for the modern world.

2. I am a logical prophet and seer of the 1 and the 0.

3. The variations are endless -- 10, 01, 001, 010, 11, 00. 69 is a still just more 1’s and 0’s. 1 is the tounge. 1 is the clit. The woman is a man. 0 is the vaginal opening, 0 is the male piss-hole. The man is a woman. The daisy chain of dicks and pussies can continue without end.

4. But I am the prophet and I can prophesy truly and exactly. Everything in this modern world is sex.

5. A one sliding up next to a zero. Nothing more, nothing less, all can be reduced, until it is collapsed into the repetition of one-zero duality.

6. The digital neurons fuck their way up the spine when the wind blows across the cheek or when you explode in outlandish patterns of orgasmic delight.

7. Intuitively, you mortals recognize that the computer has breached your very core, exposed the sole reason for existence -- sex.

8. Email, files, jpegs and avi’s capture and create life. In the constant copulating ones and zeros, you may gain the illusion of immortality.

9. I command you to embrace the digital fuck, from which all life flows and to transform your voice into digital sex and send your prayer into the eternal ether, with the latest personal communication system.

10. The sheer madness and consistency of the entering and exiting in the information super-highway--the mother of all vaginal walls-- coated and fucked by ones and zeros buzzing between computers -- creates the Word, the information, eternal life.

11. Thus you have the phenomenon of cameras being placed in apartments and fucked into the WEB every three minutes so that the life can be captured and made immortal in digital fucking imagery.

12. So the black hole cunt of life is being lubricated with the rotting sperm of the information superfuck, preparing for the ultimate collapse into warm nothingness.

13. I proclaim that the flow of information lubricates the larger orifice and prepares to take all of humanity in and extract all life in an orgasmic death shudder.

BOOK 1010: THE PARABLE OF THE 1010 VIRGINS



1. Life is simple. Should the digital fucks be fought or embraced?

2. Society fears embracing digital sex, yet leaps into the Internet with both feet.

3. Society acts like the five foolish virgin women who have no oil for the when the bridegroom arrives.

4. I, Tiresias, praise the five (101) virgins who have filled their tight little oil lamps with juice and lit it on fire to accept the bridegroom’s cock.

5. The foolish virgins failed in preparation and lubrication, in that parable of oiling up the vaginal orifice for entrance.

6. Take me, I am a willing 0, lubricated and ready for entry.

7. Those who do not embrace the digital coitus, risk upon entreaty to hear the bridegroom turn and say to them, "I know you not."

8. The bridegroom is cold and unwilling because no one really wants a dry fuck, in part because it can’t stay dry for long and the lubrication will be painful as the tears and blood slick up the passageway.


BOOK 010: THE CREATION



1. In the beginning, God created the one cock and the zero cunt.

2. While the cock slept he removed the nothingness that already surrounded the cock and created the cunt. And the zero cunt was without form and void.

3. On the morning of the next day the computer takes the prolific cock-ones and void cunt-zeros and creates the Word.

4. In the beginning of the new day was the Word, and the Word was with God, the Word was God, the Word was a binary code of copulating ones and zeros.

5. The Word was not the very beginning, it was fucking cocks and pussys.

6. Everything is sex -- copulating ones and zeros, coupled in orgiastic repetition create everything.

7. The sound of my voice is reduced to nothing more than the proper order of binary ones and zeros in an endless code.

8. The vision of my personage is a hologram of a massive numbers of pixels, which are made up of the sub-atomic fucking zero-cunt and one-cock.

9. The atom is no longer, the quark is no longer, the smallest units are infintesimal cunts and cocks copulating in furious repitition to form the ultimate building blocks which God has unleashed on the world, to copulate and create.

10. Everything I write and prophesy on this page, looking deeper into the depths of the word processor and each letter, each space, each comma is an orgy of digital penetrations, cocks following cunts, cunts following cocks, dicks chasing dicks and quim covering quim in a digital fuck.

11. Everything is created out of the dichotomy of sex.

BOOK 01: THE PROPHET



1. I am Tiresias.

2. I am blind.

3. I have been given the sight to know what it is to be a man.

4. I have been given the sight to know what it is to be a woman.

5. Throbbing between two lives, I can see.

6. I have been given the sight to know what it is to be a one.

7. I have been given the sight to know what it is to be a zero.

8. In the morning I awoke lying naked on my bed and in my male incarnation, the male erection arose as a mighty one against the cold morning air. Blood surging and pumping, filling the skin between my legs, until the flesh had risen, standing defiantly and surrounded by nothing.

9. Nothing. My memory lurches back to another sunrise, my first sunrise as a woman. I had gone to sleep a man and during the night I was transformed to fulfill my prophetic duties into a woman. In the morning I awoke lying naked on my bed and realized the normal morning of blood being trapped in my flesh was not occurring. I slid my hand down my newly curved flesh, between my thighs and found a zero outlined in flesh, yet empty and void of flesh.

10. I have been given the sight to know what it is to be a one.

11. I have been given the sight to know what it is to be a zero.

12. I alone am complete. I alone am the binary prophet of the one and the zero.

13. "alone" – my prophetic, binary word of ones and zeros. The middle and center of the word is a zero, the emptiness from which the word flows out evenly on both sides. "alone" contains the word "one" and the "l" could easily be a "1". The "a" and the "e" contain little zeros on the outer edge of the word. The spelling and shapes become a mantra of female-male-female-male-female.

14. What happens when we add and subtract the female to the male for eternity? Sex forever is an equation of in and out: Female - male - female + male . . . or 0-1-0+1+0-1-0+1 . . . In the mystical realm of eternity what is the answer?

15. Zero, one or Tiresias?