BOOK 1010: THE PARABLE OF THE 1010 VIRGINS

1. Life is simple. Should the digital fucks be fought or embraced?

2. Society fears embracing digital sex, yet leaps into the Internet with both feet.

3. Society acts like the five foolish virgin women who have no oil for the when the bridegroom arrives.

4. I, Tiresias, praise the five (101) virgins who have filled their tight little oil lamps with juice and lit it on fire to accept the bridegroom’s cock.

5. The foolish virgins failed in preparation and lubrication, in that parable of oiling up the vaginal orifice for entrance.

6. Take me, I am a willing 0, lubricated and ready for entry.

7. Those who do not embrace the digital coitus, risk upon entreaty to hear the bridegroom turn and say to them, "I know you not."

8. The bridegroom is cold and unwilling because no one really wants a dry fuck, in part because it can’t stay dry for long and the lubrication will be painful as the tears and blood slick up the passageway.